Tag: Southern Gothic

Finding Drake Novak

Finding Drake Novak — 2016. Available in paperback and Kindle.

Drake Novak is a pale man with bloodshot eyes and a black suit. He owns a dark, gloomy factory. The workers don’t know it, but Drake is an alien who feeds on the misery and suffering of other life-forms. The factory is his buffet. He torments the workers and eagerly soaks up their sadness.

But Drake’s feeding frenzy is about to end. Malpheus Mallock, a young policeman from the Galactic Precinct, comes to Earth to arrest Drake. Sadly, Malpheus Mallock’s tracking device doesn’t work correctly. He lands in the front yard of an elderly couple named Carl and Christine. They provide Mallock with fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and iced tea while he struggles to fix his tracking device and find Drake Novak.

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Robots, Vampires, and Bad Co-Workers

Robots, Vampires, and Bad Co-Workers — 2019. Available in paperback.

This book is made up of three smaller books. The first is Finding Drake Novak. Drake Novak is an alien who feeds on the pain of other living things. He owns a factory and feasts on the sadness of his workers. One day, a space cop named Malpheus comes to Earth to capture Novak. Due to a faulty tracking device, Malpheus stumbles into the yard of Carl and Christine, an elderly couple. As Malpheus struggles to fix his tracking device, Carl and Christine introduce him to fried chicken and baseball.

Under the Electric Sun is the story of Tristan, a cybernetic raccoon with synthetic fur. Tristan lives with a boy named Jake in a vast underground city beneath the ruins of Washington, DC. They believe the surface is uninhabitable until a mysterious creature leads them on a journey up a long staircase.

How to Make an Artist Miserable is a humorous rant about the annoying little things people say to artists.

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